Oh Noez! The Internets!1!
Ted Stevens is quite the guy, isn't he? The man in charge of regulating the internet... well, in Jon Stewart's words, "doesn't know jack shit about computers or the internet." Pretty apt description if you ask me. Warning - too funny. Don't eat or drink while watching that clip.
If you aren't familiar with Ted Stevens, this is the man who zealously pursued nearly a quarter-billion dollars in federal funding to build a bridge to nowhere, and has a habit of throwing temper tantrums on the Senate floor. (One of his most famous ones was when he refused to allow money to be diverted from the bridge to nowhere to help New Orleans during Katrina.)