The Smilin' Socialist

Paper Dynamite Online made a post recently which inspired a term-papered-out, highly- caffeinated and sleep-deprived me to edit this together between sips of heavily-steeped green tea (which I'm told has more caffeine than coffee) and trying in vain to understand Martin Heidegger:

To NDP supporters: 'tis all in good fun. I would never imply that Jack Layton is in any way like Vladimir Lenin... except the fact that they could have been separated at birth...