Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Paris Hilton, now even more useless

Big news, people - Paris Hilton has decided to give up sex.

I don't even have a comment to make.


At 8/08/2006 5:38 p.m., Blogger Red Tory said...

It does leave one speechless, doesn't it?

At 8/08/2006 5:43 p.m., Blogger Kyle Carruthers said...

I seem to remember reading the other day that Paris Hilton was actually quoted as saying "Who's Tony Blair?"

Unbelievable. Paris Hilton gives silver spoons a bad name.

At 8/08/2006 5:54 p.m., Blogger Penny said...

I love summer!! Thanks for drawing this earth shaking story to my attention CG. I was beginning to get depressed over Lebanon.

But damn!! $500,00 for showing up at a party??? Yep, the rich get richer, while poor little ol' me, gets poorer.

Maybe I should check into getting paid to stay home. Oh!! I already do!

At 8/09/2006 6:23 a.m., Anonymous Anth said...

Even a Bill Clinton as a celibate priest is more likely.

At 8/10/2006 5:57 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps she should get some advice from Ann Coulter - you know the new sex doctor. She even pointed out that Bill Clinton is gay - so hey, perhaps Paris should see Coulter to straighten out her sexual problems.

What a pair that would be.

And I thought the war in the Middle East, the starving in Darfur and the AIDS crisis were important - silly me!

At 8/11/2006 3:49 p.m., Anonymous Anth said...

They'd be the industry's favourite couple. That's for sure.


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