Perhaps she should get some advice from Ann Coulter - you know the new sex doctor. She even pointed out that Bill Clinton is gay - so hey, perhaps Paris should see Coulter to straighten out her sexual problems.
What a pair that would be.
And I thought the war in the Middle East, the starving in Darfur and the AIDS crisis were important - silly me!
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It does leave one speechless, doesn't it?
I seem to remember reading the other day that Paris Hilton was actually quoted as saying "Who's Tony Blair?"
Unbelievable. Paris Hilton gives silver spoons a bad name.
I love summer!! Thanks for drawing this earth shaking story to my attention CG. I was beginning to get depressed over Lebanon.
But damn!! $500,00 for showing up at a party??? Yep, the rich get richer, while poor little ol' me, gets poorer.
Maybe I should check into getting paid to stay home. Oh!! I already do!
Even a Bill Clinton as a celibate priest is more likely.
Perhaps she should get some advice from Ann Coulter - you know the new sex doctor. She even pointed out that Bill Clinton is gay - so hey, perhaps Paris should see Coulter to straighten out her sexual problems.
What a pair that would be.
And I thought the war in the Middle East, the starving in Darfur and the AIDS crisis were important - silly me!
They'd be the industry's favourite couple. That's for sure.
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