Mary Cheney's baby's daddy

According to the Christianist right, Mary Cheney's baby was conceived "With the express purpose of denying it a father."

In other words, these are the motives attributed to Cheney and her partner by these frothing-at-the-mouth bigots:

MARY CHENEY: So would you like to have a child?

HEATHER POE: No, not really.

MC: Neither would I.

They continue watching Seinfeld. Mary's Partner frowns.

HP: Wait, I just thought of something.

MC: What?

HP: If we did have a child, we could deny it a father.

MC: Wow, I never thought of it that way before. What should we name it?