Mary Cheney's baby's daddy
According to the Christianist right, Mary Cheney's baby was conceived "With the express purpose of denying it a father."
In other words, these are the motives attributed to Cheney and her partner by these frothing-at-the-mouth bigots:
MARY CHENEY: So would you like to have a child?
HEATHER POE: No, not really.
MC: Neither would I.
They continue watching Seinfeld. Mary's Partner frowns.
HP: Wait, I just thought of something.
HP: If we did have a child, we could deny it a father.
MC: Wow, I never thought of it that way before. What should we name it?